

FORTUNE COOKIES.
Tasty? Maybe to you. I feel like they are a little bit on the plain side.
Everyone has their own strategy on the process of opening and eating their fortune cookie. Personally, I break the cookie, take the fortune out, read it, if its a good fortune then I eat it, if not I toss it. There are probably tons of different ways people go about this process. Moving on to the actual fortune. Who makes these fortunes? How do they come up with them? I again personally imagine a creepy old woman with a cat on her lap eating cheese from a tooth pic in a small cluttered room. Yea that has gotta be the one who makes these fortunes. I wonder what percent of fortunes are good and what percent are not. ALSO, the only thing worse than a bad fortune is a fortune that isn't a fortune. Have you ever gotten one of those? Its the worst!! Example:"You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems" What is this? We don't eat fortune cookies to learn fun facts about ourselves! Overall I would like to conclude that fortune cookies suck.
As for the title of this blog... Spring Break was absolutely amazing, but now it is back to reality. Above is a little taste of all the fun I've been having. :D
SPRING BREAKKKK!!!
ReplyDeletei agree with your fortune cookie story!